“Cutting ceremony of fucking instrument”

MR mufeedh is just like me. When I was in primary grade. He is also with me, we are the 2 boagalhi of the class, we don’t know even single sentence in English. After complete o level. I got “U” grade from English, he also same like me. We don’t mind that we are happy about our result, but now we are crying. We don’t know anything in English, but still mufeedh don’t want study more, he is working in a resort as room boy, am studying.
ALHA EID is very special for mufeedh family, in ALHA EID mufeedh bro circumstance. That’s why mufeed want a 10 day leave he took a leave request form ,the form is English format but now its very simple for mufeed, but the last field (reason of leave) , he don’t know the English word “circumstance” ohhhhhh
Finally mufeedh wrote , in reason field “Cutting ceremony of fucking instrument”

meaning of peeeeeeeeeep peeeeeeeeeeep

One day I was driving on majeedheemaju near National Stadium, ohhhh my phone is ringing ….

Me : hello

My gf: hi sweety how are you

Me: sweeety im fine, can u call me latter im driving on majeedheemagu.

My gf : okey loabi . I will call u latter ummwah I love you.byeee tc

Me : ok bye tc love you too

/// after 1 minute somebody making hard noise , I look behind and say what the hell are you doing, Please don't make so much noise , im in call

The cycle driver told me dear friend cool down.. Cool down. are you angry with me. I told him yes fucker

U r not supposes to do that for me. Again the hooligans told me kool down. Than he told me my dear friend did u know the meaning of the sound (peeeep , PEEEEEp , & peeeeeep, peeeeep) I said no, the guytold me again ,my dear cool down. Hi dear im going explain you the meaning of “peeeeep , peeeep & peeeeep , peeeep peeeeep, listen…….

Meaning of peeep” excuse me my dear “ , PEEEP Excuse me my dear,

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP “ if u can please give me some space to move, I hav to go offce 2:30 now time is 2:31

He he he he

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Sorry for my English, I don’t know much English, if u have any comment or correction plzz . for my improvement

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im just boy.. this is my first post . i hop i can share my feeling to all u bloggerss. i'm not well educated guy. just O level ha ha. but im trying ..
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